30 Hilariously Memorable Parks and Rec Quotes
A Trip Down Memory Lane
Parks and Recreation is an American political satire sitcom that aired on NBC from 2009 to 2015. The show follows the daily lives of the employees of the Parks and Recreation Department in the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana. Parks and Rec is known for its hilariously memorable quotes, so we're taking a trip down memory lane and remembering the 30 best.
Ron Swanson
"I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark women and breakfast food."
"Don't half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
"The government is a greedy piglet that feeds off of your hard-earned money."
Leslie Knope
"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third."
"I'm like a beautiful snowflake. Just like a snowflake, I'm special and unique. And just like a snowflake, I'm melting away."
"Ann Perkins! You beautiful rule-follower."
Chris Traeger
"I'm Chris Traeger, and I'm here to say: life is beautiful!"
"I'm like a human Labrador retriever. I just want to make people happy."
"I'm so excited to be here! I just wish I had more time to tell you about all the amazing things I'm going to do for this town!"
Andy Dwyer
"I'm the luckiest man in the world. I have a best friend who is also my wife."
"I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure that if you eat too much candy, you'll turn into a giant rat."
"I love the smell of waffles in the morning. It's like a warm, fuzzy hug for my nose."
April Ludgate
"I'm not a morning person. I'm more of a night owl. Or maybe a 24-hour owl."
"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it really well."
"I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm pretty sure it's not good."
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